If You Die, I'll Kill You (2011) [N/A]

Release Date:
March 23, 2011

Original Title:
Si tu meurs, je te tue

Alternate Titles:
ئەگەر بمریت، دەتکوژم

Genres:
Comedy | Drama

Production Companies:
Backup Media
Canal+
CinéCinéma
Coficup
Cofinova 7
La Région Île-de-France
MACT Productions

Production Countries:
France

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 95

In Paris' cosmopolitan and colorful 10th arrondissement, Philippe, who's fresh out of prison, crosses paths with Avdal, a Kurd who is trying to track down an Iraqi war criminal. Avdal, who dreams of staying in France, plans to bring his fiancee Siba to Paris. She's due to arrive in the next few days. The two men strike up a friendship and when Avdal dies suddenly and unexpectedly, Philippe finds himself left to organize the funeral arrangements. What should he do with the body? Siba arrives in Paris, and soon learns that Avdal has died. She is taken in by a group of Kurdish men and before long she also meets Philippe - all of whom are quite smitten by her beauty. Meanwhile, Avdal's father Cheto, a devout Muslim, comes to Paris to grieve for his son. He intends to force Siba to return to her homeland, but the young woman has now had a taste of freedom.

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Costume Design:
Agnès Noden

Director:
Hiner Saleem

Director of Photography:
Manuel Teran

Editor:
Emmanuelle Mimran

Foley Artist:
Nicolas Fioraso

Makeup Artist:
Valérie Beaudenuit
Isabelle Leroy

Original Music Composer:
Bruno Bertoli

Producer:
Antoine de Clermont-Tonnerre

Production Design:
Akil Marceau

Screenplay:
Hiner Saleem

Sound Editor:
Élisabeth Paquotte

Sound Re-Recording Mixer:
Stéphane Thiébaut

Sound Recordist:
Matthieu Tertois

Unit Production Manager:
Hugues Deniset

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