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Release Date:
November 9, 2023
Original Title:
Pretend It’s a Museum
Ratings / Certifications:
US: NR
Runtime: 5
Fran Lebowitz goes behind-the-scenes to The Met’s Paintings Conservation Lab to see Rembrandt’s Aristotle with a Bust of Homer (1653). Along the way, she tells her favorite story of visiting The Museum and contemplates the impossibility of choosing a favorite object in The Met’s collection.
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Cinematography:
Alex Rappoport
Director:
Ann C. Collins
Editor:
Lucas Groth
Executive Producer:
Sarah Wambold
Producer:
Christopher Alessandrini
Ann C. Collins
Production Coordinator:
Aurola Wedman Alfaro
Sound Recordist:
Mark Mandler
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