You Can't Kill Stephen King (2012) [NR]

Release Date:
April 14, 2012

Original Title:
You Can't Kill Stephen King

Alternate Titles:
Shush or Die

Genres:
Comedy | Horror

Production Companies:
Clownfish Productions
Loco Dawn Films
Maine Studios

Production Countries:
United States of America

Ratings / Certifications:
DE: 16  US: NR 

Runtime: 83

It Was a Mistake to Visit His Lake

Siblings Monroe (Monroe Mann) and Hilary (Crystal Arnette) have discovered that they have inherited a lake house and to make things even better, the famous horror author Stephen King is rumoured to live somewhere nearby. They decide to take their friends down to the lake house to check things out, only to find immediate resistance from all of the locals, who insist that King doesn't live in the area. Despite being completely unwelcome, they decide to stay and soon find that people are being killed one by one in a manner similar to several deaths in various Stephen King stories.

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Art Direction:
David Clayton Miller
Thomas Starkey

Assistant Director:
Juan Zuniga
Delano David Massey

Assistant Editor:
Felipe Osorio

Assistant Makeup Artist:
Amanda Edgbert

Assistant Production Manager:
Hillary Fink

Associate Producer:
Debbie Bordelon

Casting:
Monroe Mann
Ronnie Khalil
John E Seymore

Casting Assistant:
Carly Frankel

Casting Coordinator:
Kit Sanderson

Catering:
Amy Golino

Co-Executive Producer:
Yasser Hosni

Co-Producer:
Ben Heald
John E Seymore
John Harlacher
Gabriel Cullen

Colorist:
Felipe Osorio

Continuity:
Abbey Greslick

Director:
Ronnie Khalil
Monroe Mann
Jorge Valdés-Iga

Director of Photography:
Jorge Valdés-Iga

Editor:
Gabriel Cullen

Executive Producer:
John Mancini
Carolina Vensius

Extras Casting:
John E Seymore

Foley Artist:
Ezra Walker

Gaffer:
Ben Heald

Key Grip:
Patrick O'Hala

Makeup Artist:
Abbey Greslick

Music Supervisor:
Sherri Eldin

Original Music Composer:
Bruce Chianese

Producer:
Monroe Mann
Ronnie Khalil

Production Assistant:
Cayla Thompson
Mary Zimmerman
Lori Richardson
Jessica Labbe
Jason Stefano
Tevin Johnson
John Kozak

Property Master:
Thomas Starkey

Prosthetics:
Anthony Jones

Script Supervisor:
Trevor Crane

Second Assistant Director:
Alexander Merrill

Second Unit Director:
Drew Buerhaus
Ben Heald

Second Unit Director of Photography:
Ben Heald

Set Decoration:
Thomas Starkey
David Clayton Miller

Set Dresser:
David Clayton Miller

Sound Designer:
Ezra Walker

Sound Effects Editor:
Ezra Walker

Sound Mixer:
Jeffrey R. Kelsey

Sound Re-Recording Mixer:
Bruce Chianese

Special Effects Makeup Artist:
Eric Anderson
Anthony Jones

Story:
Monroe Mann
Ronnie Khalil

Stunt Coordinator:
Bill Steven McLean

Supervising Sound Editor:
Bruce Chianese

Wardrobe Assistant:
Kate Costello
Abbey Greslick

Wardrobe Supervisor:
Rose K. Philippe

Writer:
Monroe Mann
Ronnie Khalil
Bob Madia

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