You Can't Stop the Murders (2003) [N/A]

Release Date:
March 12, 2003

Original Title:
You Can't Stop the Murders

Genres:
Comedy | Thriller

Production Companies:
Big Mo Film Pty. Ltd.
Miramax
SBS Independent

Production Countries:
Australia

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 99

...nobody can stop the murders!

Australian small-town cop Gary enjoys his nearly pastoral existence, with traffic violations providing the major excitement to his normally low-key days. While away from work, Gary spends a good deal of time fantasizing about local news reporter Julia, who would just as soon relocate to the thriving metropolis of Sydney. Soon, however, a motorcyclist is found decapitated, with a construction worker, a sailor, and a cowboy and Indian also meeting the same fate. With some murderous weirdo with some sort of Village People fixation terrorizing the town, Gary -- with the help of big-wig city detective and Don Johnson-wannabe Tony Charles -- begins to realize that a cop is the last remaining victim to be murdered in order for the killings to be complete. ...

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Armorer:
Lloyd Finnemore

Art Department Coordinator:
Kristina Ceyton

Art Direction:
Lea Lennon

Casting:
Kirsty McGregor
Emily Tilelli

Clapper Loader:
Alex Orellana

Continuity:
Margaret Dawson
Margaret Tillson

Costume Designer:
Justine Seymour

Director:
Anthony Mir

Director of Photography:
Justin Brickle

Editor:
Rochelle Oshlack

First Assistant Director:
Julian Ryan

Focus Puller:
Ashleigh Carter

Hair Supervisor:
Wizzy Molineaux

Makeup & Hair:
Jennifer Stanfield

Makeup Supervisor:
Wizzy Molineaux

Music:
Jamie Fonti

Producer:
Anastasia Sideris

Production Accountant:
Sandie Morris

Production Coordinator:
Joe Weatherstone
Alexandra Taussig

Production Design:
Sam Hobbs

Production Manager:
Gordon MacPhail

Second Assistant Director:
Jeremy Grogan

Sound Designer:
Craig Carter
Bryce Grunden
James Harvey

Sound Mixer:
Helen Field

Sound Re-Recording Mixer:
Paul Pirola

Sound Recordist:
David Glasser

Special Effects Supervisor:
Lloyd Finnemore

Steadicam Operator:
Mark Goellnicht

Still Photographer:
Phil Sheather

Stunt Coordinator:
Spike Cherrie

Third Assistant Director:
Elily Shaddick

Unit Manager:
Robert Melville

Writer:
Gary Eck
Anthony Mir
Akmal Saleh

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