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Release Date:
August 10, 2024
Original Title:
The Great Kamino Kaper: A Live Reading of Attack of the Clones
Alternate Titles:
THE GREAT KAMINO KAPER - An All-Star Live Reading of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Genres:
Comedy
Ratings / Certifications:
US: NR
Runtime: 199
Fresh off their smashing success with The Naboo Movie: A Live Reading of The Phantom Menace, The George Lucas Talk Show and Star Wars Minute Podcast are proud to announce their return to Dynasty Typewriter to celebrate Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones. Join them and an all-star cast (not just men. Women and children, too!) on August 10, 2024 for a LIVE staged reading of this action-packed second installment of the franchise that took over a galaxy. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away THE REPUBLIC is on the brink of THE CLONE WARS and it's up to OBI-WAN KENOBI and his padawan ANAKIN SKYWALKER to protect SENATOR AMIDALA while unraveling the SEPARATIST CONSPIRACY. The only thing more dangerous than fiendish bounty hunter JANGO FETT and his boy BOBA is the allure of forbidden romance between a politician and her JEDI bodyguard. Can Anakin save his mother SHMI? Will JAR JAR BINKS help preserve democracy? Yoda doesn't have a lightsaber...does he?
Director:
Patrick Cotnoir
Editor:
Patrick Cotnoir
Music:
Chrysanthe Tan
Ender Smith
Producer:
Peter Bonavita
Patrick Cotnoir
Alex Robinson
Writer:
Peter Bonavita
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