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No Sex Please: We're British (1973) [N/A]

Release Date:
July 25, 1973

Original Title:
No Sex Please: We're British

Alternate Titles:
No Sex Please, We're British

Genres:
Comedy

Production Companies:
BHP

Production Countries:
United Kingdom

Ratings / Certifications:
GB: PG 

Runtime: 85

Overview from TheMovieDB

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

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Production

Assistant Director:
Ariel Levy

Casting:
Jenia Reissar

Co-Producer:
John Gale

Costume Design:
Julia Squire

Director:
Cliff Owen

Director of Photography:
Ken Hodges

Editor:
Ralph Kemplen

Executive Producer:
John Woolf

Hairstylist:
Gordon Bond

Makeup Artist:
Wally Schneiderman

Original Music Composer:
Eric Rogers

Producer:
John R. Sloan

Production Design:
Ray Simm

Production Supervisor:
Denis Johnson

Screenplay:
Brian Cooke
Anthony Marriott
Johnnie Mortimer

Theatre Play:
Anthony Marriott
Alistair Foot

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