Porch Pirates (????) [N/A]

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Original Title:
Porch Pirates

Genres:
Comedy | Family

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Catch the Cheer: Detectives vs. Porch Pirates in a Holiday Heist of Heart and Humor

In "Porch Pirates," three detectives—Jack Tyler, Marcos Fernandez, and Sally Jones—tackle the challenge of catching a group of holiday thieves. As they strive to safeguard the festive season, they also manage personal struggles. Jack balances his demanding job with his vibrant family life, while widower Marcos grapples with his grief during the holidays. The plot thickens with a high-stakes mission to retrieve a valuable Beanie Baby stolen from the Mayor's porch, threatening the town's Christmas spirit. This thrilling chase is laden with humor, surprising turns, and a sprinkle of holiday magic, reminding us that Christmas joy comes from unity, laughter, and sometimes, chasing the perfect, unconventional gift.

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Casting Director:
Roni Hummel

Cinematography:
Paul Michael O'Connor

Director:
Jeff Hamm

Executive Producer:
Jay Dee Walters

First Assistant Camera:
Jon Blaze

First Assistant Director:
Natalie Jones

Gaffer:
Timothy Bubel

Makeup & Hair:
Matti Bridges

Music:
Erick Schroder

Producer:
Jeff Hamm
Ken Ray Monts

Production Assistant:
Breann King
Cody C King
Morgan Moser
Katlyn Smith

Production Design:
Megan Hall

Production Designer:
Ashley Crumpton

Props:
Bridget uhles

Script Supervisor:
Amy Gilber

Second Assistant Art Director:
Phillip Russell

Sound Mixer:
Landon Lipinski

Wardrobe Master:
Parker Montgomery

Writer:
Justin Chaffee
Jeff Hamm
Jay Dee Walters

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