A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Original Title:
Hog
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 5
In 18th Century England, seasoned cook, Ludmilla, labors passionately to prepare a bountiful feast for her mistress, Lady Sigrid. All appears exceptional and delectable until Lady Sigrid enters the kitchen in fierce exasperation. Lady Sigrid accuses Ludmilla of preparing the wrong main course: a roast hog instead of roast swan. Before Ludmilla is able to explain herself, Lady Sigrid begins to berate Ludmilla, assaulting her with words and then food until finally the cook reaches her breaking point and returns blow for blow in a violent clash of fists and fine cuisine.
Art Department Assistant:
Tieran Harvey
Lauren Flores
Director:
Gabriel P. Gonzales
Director of Photography:
Andy Chen
Editor:
Eric Alirez
First Assistant "A" Camera:
Stephanie Vigil
First Assistant Director:
Ronan Arthur
Gaffer:
Michael Duong
Grip:
Kevin Menez
Key Production Assistant:
Greg Rousson
Producer:
Gabriel P. Gonzales
Nicole Rene Miller
Ehron Asher
Production Design:
Alen Stubbs
Production Supervisor:
Ehron Asher
Props:
Ekaterina Moysov
Vincent Morales
Scenic Artist:
Ricardo Hanson
Benjamin Ralston
Set Dresser:
Jules Brown
Kait Eldridge
Sound Designer:
Oliver Eldridge
Sound Mixer:
Joshua Lykkeberg
Special Effects:
Manuel Valladeres
Special Effects Key Makeup Artist:
Mark Villalobos
Still Photographer:
Oliver Eldridge
Stunt Coordinator:
Devyn LaBella
Swing:
Austin Gelfman
VFX Editor:
Alen Stubbs
Wardrobe Assistant:
Nicole Geller
Wardrobe Designer:
Gabrielle Westwood
Writer:
Gabriel P. Gonzales
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