A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
February 8, 2017
Original Title:
My "Logan" Parody
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 2
A "Logan" parody I made at age 11. I wedged knives and forks between my fingers for Logan's claws, used tiny splats of ketchup for terrible fake blood, and had my brother step on my face to try and (poorly) replicate the scene where Logan's kicked in the face whilst lying on the floor. I tried to speed ramp it, but ended up giving in with that, so it happens really slowly. This and my "IT" parody film are lost, as I didn't back them up on my Surface Pro 4 that died years ago. I want to have them on the database, though, as they're still part of my filmography and got me to where I am currently, and because I have fond memories of making and watching them. I shot this one at my grandparents' Coffs Harbour house.
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