Birdsock Academy (2023) [N/A]

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Release Date:
August 27, 2023

Original Title:
Birdsock Academy

Genres:
Comedy

Production Countries:
United States of America

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 16

Being adequate or unimportant is not only obtainable but offers a life without fear of disappointment.

A mockumentary revealing the classic con of a narcissistic founder of a for-profit educational institution. The faceless camera crew reveals the inner workings of Birdsock Academy, whose motto, "Excellentia in Mediocritia," exemplifies the abilities of Malcom T. Birdsock to capitalize on his own terminal incompetence. Birdsock surrounds himself with a small team of educators willing to pass on the baton of mediocrity to graduating students able to successfully blend into mainstreams of middling standards and expectations.

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Art Department Assistant:
Carmen Johnson

Assistant Art Director:
Meghan Brightwell

Assistant Gaffer:
Leslie Pearce

Boom Operator:
Robert Brandsma
William Duke

Camera Operator:
Brandon Bordeaux
Kelcy Williams

Cinematography:
Jeffrey Nichols

Director:
James Sharpe

Drone Operator:
Garrett Cantrell

Editor:
Hanna Lett

Executive Producer:
Randy Blades

First Assistant Camera:
Garrett Cantrell

First Assistant Director:
Grayson Singleton

Gaffer:
Caleb Woods

Grip:
Tucker Barnett
Martin Collier
Kaya Hall
William Jackson
Timothy Phillips
Merrick Rector

Location Manager:
Skyllar Mears

Production Design:
Randy Blades

Property Master:
Leslie Pearce

Second Assistant Camera:
Emma Bishop

Second Assistant Director:
Adrian Langston

Set Decoration:
John Davis

Sound Mixer:
Robert Brandsma

Story:
James Sharpe

Thanks:
Lora Spivey

Wardrobe Assistant:
Samantha Jimenez

Writer:
Breanna Epperson
Georgia Vinson

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