Meatball Assassino (2016) [NR]

Release Date:
August 17, 2016

Original Title:
Meatball Assassino

Genres:
Comedy

Production Companies:
Redacted Media

Production Countries:
United States of America

Ratings / Certifications:
US: NR 

Runtime: 8

Happiness is a warm meatball...Bang, Bang, Chew, Chew

Luca, a made man, brings his new girl to his family's dinner. What follows is a standard crime family meal: shouting, guns, and insults.

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Additional Writing:
Kris Schulz

Assistant Director:
Cory Kaseman

Associate Producer:
Cate Halvorsen

Boom Operator:
Stephen C. Pickering

Camera Operator:
Maximillian Olmsted

Cinematography:
Ryan Freng

Co-Producer:
Julia Smith

Director:
Chad Halvorsen

Editor:
Chad Halvorsen
Caleb Pearson
Aaron Williams

Executive Producer:
T.C. De Witt

First Assistant Camera:
Emry Brisky

Gaffer:
Corey Millikin
Ian Parks

Producer:
Bill Corey
Chad Halvorsen

Production Design:
Julia Smith
Mandy Stoehr

Production Manager:
Bill Corey

Set Decoration:
Jessica Swenson

Sound Mixer:
Cory Kaseman

Visual Effects:
Patrick Brazier

Writer:
Jeff Bellini
T.C. De Witt
Maximillian Olmsted

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