A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
May 20, 2019
Original Title:
The Cook, The Egg and the Hitman
Genres:
Comedy | Crime
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 15
After hitting big on a job, a lonely hitman spends all his earnings on a giant egg. But when it turns out his target is still alive, his employer wants his money back - there’s only one problem… the egg!
Assistant Director:
Jack Brown
Costume Designer:
Alasdair Gretton
Director:
Alasdair Gretton
Director of Photography:
Alasdair Gretton
Editor:
Alasdair Gretton
Music:
Liam Hunter
Producer:
Alasdair Gretton
Screenplay:
Alasdair Gretton
Sound Effects Editor:
Jack Brown
Story:
Alasdair Gretton
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