The Sexual Life of the Belgians (1994) [N/A]

Release Date:
January 28, 1994

Original Title:
La Vie sexuelle des Belges 1950-1978

Alternate Titles:
La vie sexuelle des Belges
The Sex Life of the Belgians
The Sexual Life of the Belgians: 1950-1978

Genres:
Comedy | Romance

Production Companies:
Transatlantic Films

Production Countries:
Belgium

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 85

Jan Bucquoy narrates the story of his sexual life to age 28, imagining his conception (parents drunk, the encounter lasting ten seconds) and reporting his first orgasm (at the hands of Eddy, in a beach-side caravan, as they watch Laurel and Hardy), his comparative experiences with girls, and his move from Harelbeck to Brussels. There he meets Greta, bartender at a Bohemian cafe, who teaches him the Kama Sutra, the naked Esther, who reads him stories, and Thérèse, his wife for three years. They split after two children; he moves to a small flat, writes pornography to pay the bills, works sporadically on a novel, espouses anarchism, and meets more women. His self-confidence grows.

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Director:
Jan Bucquoy

Writer:
Jan Bucquoy

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