A work in constant progress (and occasional regress).
Release Date:
January 24, 2025
Original Title:
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
Genres:
Comedy | Drama
Production Companies:
Bronxburgh
Elara Pictures
Fat City
Production Countries:
United States of America
Ratings / Certifications:
N/A
Runtime: 113
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Art Direction:
Kyra Boselli
Associate Producer:
Lauren Ebner
Casting:
Geraldine Barón
Salome Oggenfuss
Co-Producer:
Tatiana Bears
Bruno Vernaschi-Berman
Rita Walsh
Costume Design:
Elizabeth Warn
Director:
Mary Bronstein
Director of Photography:
Christopher Messina
Editor:
Lucian Johnston
Executive Producer:
Mary Bronstein
Rose Byrne
Gaffer:
Matthew Atwood
Hair Department Head:
Pamela May
Makeup Department Head:
Sarit Klein
Producer:
Sara Murphy
Ryan Zacarias
Josh Safdie
Eli Bush
Richie Doyle
Conor Hannon
Ronald Bronstein
Production Design:
Carmen Navis
Screenplay:
Mary Bronstein
Set Decoration:
Kaili Corcoran
Sound Designer:
Filipe Messeder
Sound Effects Editor:
Nick Caramela
Sound Re-Recording Mixer:
Filipe Messeder
Ruy García
Stunt Coordinator:
Nitasha Bhambree
Supervising Sound Editor:
Filipe Messeder
Visual Effects Supervisor:
Anders Nyman
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