If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025) [N/A]

Release Date:
January 24, 2025

Original Title:
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Genres:
Comedy | Drama

Production Companies:
Bronxburgh
Elara Pictures
Fat City

Production Countries:
United States of America

Ratings / Certifications:
 N/A

Runtime: 113

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Art Direction:
Kyra Boselli

Associate Producer:
Lauren Ebner

Casting:
Geraldine Barón
Salome Oggenfuss

Co-Producer:
Tatiana Bears
Bruno Vernaschi-Berman
Rita Walsh

Costume Design:
Elizabeth Warn

Director:
Mary Bronstein

Director of Photography:
Christopher Messina

Editor:
Lucian Johnston

Executive Producer:
Mary Bronstein
Rose Byrne

Gaffer:
Matthew Atwood

Hair Department Head:
Pamela May

Makeup Department Head:
Sarit Klein

Producer:
Sara Murphy
Ryan Zacarias
Josh Safdie
Eli Bush
Richie Doyle
Conor Hannon
Ronald Bronstein

Production Design:
Carmen Navis

Screenplay:
Mary Bronstein

Set Decoration:
Kaili Corcoran

Sound Designer:
Filipe Messeder

Sound Effects Editor:
Nick Caramela

Sound Re-Recording Mixer:
Filipe Messeder
Ruy García

Stunt Coordinator:
Nitasha Bhambree

Supervising Sound Editor:
Filipe Messeder

Visual Effects Supervisor:
Anders Nyman

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